Kitty Quote #571
Kitty: Red, we're having a girl's night out. I need you to bag all the almonds and tie 'em with a bow.
Red: Why me?
Kitty: 'Cause I said so.
Red: But I don't want to.
Kitty: Well, you have to.
Red: Oh, you... you make me crazy.
Kitty: Oh, you... you make me crazy.
Red: Fine.
Kitty: Good. [to Donna] Since you're getting married, I'll teach you how to do that.
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Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.