Kelso Quote #649
Quote from Kelso in Who are You?
Hyde: Kelso. You leave for the police academy tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing gasoline and matches so you can burn that one down, too?
Kelso: No, I don't need gasoline to burn stuff down. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision. Anyway, I'm not going. I decided I didn't wanna be a cop.
Eric: But, Kelso, I thought you wanted to impress the mother of your child and give your life a purpose and... Pull over girls for speeding while foxy.
Kelso: No, I got my reasons. I mean, I don't wanna leave when things are going so good for me and Brooke. Plus, blue isn't a very good color for me.
Fez: What, are you crazy? You take blue to a whole new level.
Kelso: All right, let's go blast some cows.
Hyde: Whoa, all you talk about is being a cop, you haven't focused on anything this hard since you thought you heard your name on Led Zeppelin II.
Kelso: It's in there. In "Whole Lotta Love" he clearly sings, "Kelso lotta love."
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Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. Fez, how do you cope with not getting any?
Fez: I think you know how I cope. When you don't see me, I'm coping.
Quote from Jackie
Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. It'll make you feel British. Mum's the word, Governor.
Red: Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Kitty: Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone.