Eric Quote #742
Quote from Eric in Won't Get Fooled Again
Eric: Okay, look, so I'll just tell you what my mom says, okay?
Donna: Okay, just make sure she doesn't know you're talking about us. Tell her you have a friend. A Canadian friend. Who lives in an igloo so she can't call her.
Eric: Donna, I think I know how to be subtle.
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Eric: Mommy, Mommy, Donna might be pregnant!
Kitty: Did she trap you? We'll move you away. We won't play her game.
Eric: No. No, it's nothing like that. It's just, I had to tell someone. Hey, promise me you won't say anything to Dad.
Kitty: Fine, I promise. Oh, this is all my fault. I should never have been intimate with your father while you were in the crib next to the bed.
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‘Won't Get Fooled Again’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Bob: How you doing, kid?
Donna: Fine. I don't know. Scared.
Bob: Just know that whether you're pregnant or not, you're still my little girl. I support you.
Donna: Thanks, Dad.
Bob: But if you are pregnant, don't let Red touch the baby. He thinks he's tickling, but he just pokes. Trust me, I know from experience.
Donna: Well, Dad, maybe Red wasn't trying to tickle you. Maybe he was trying to poke you.
Bob: Why would Red poke me?
Donna: Why would he tickle you?
Quote from Eric
Kelso: What would a French girl do that an American girl would think is gross?
Fez: It could be anything. They eat snails.
Eric: Hey, maybe it's foot stuff.
Hyde: Foot stuff? What would you do to a foot?
Eric: I don't know, like, lick it or something?
Hyde: What is wrong with you?
Kelso: What are you, some kind of foot-licker?
Eric: No! I wouldn't lick. I would get licked. Oh, God! Why did I say that?
Quote from Fez
Fez: The point is that I don't want anything you gave me.
Kelso: I never gave you my yo-yo.
Fez: So I took it. And I tangled the string, too. Let's see you walk the dog now, you son of a bitch.