Kelso Quote #636

Quote from Kelso in Won't Get Fooled Again

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Kelso: Eric, I can't believe you knocked up a girl, too. I mean, you lose points for not doing it in a public place, but, hey, give me five.
Eric: Kelso, I don't really think this is a "give me five" moment, okay? I am really freaked out. Well, right now, I'm not so much freaked out as starving and fascinated by your nose.
Kelso: Yeah, it's perfect. And you'd be amazed at what I can fit up in there. But the important thing is that you have responsibilities now. So, you gotta step up like I did.
Hyde: Look, if you mean you stepped up on a urinal to climb out of a window to get away from the girl you got pregnant, then, yeah, you stepped up.
[The camera pans to an empty seat]
Eric: Still no Fez, huh? Wow, Kelso, you really must have pissed him off. He hasn't stayed away this long since he discovered bubble baths.
Kelso: Yeah, Fez still isn't talking to me. But I think he's calling, 'cause every once in a while, I pick up the phone and all I hear is breathing and the crinkle of a candy being unwrapped.
Hyde: Man, we are sitting in the circle talking about relationships. What happened to us? This stash must be from California.

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 ‘Won't Get Fooled Again’ Quotes

Quote from Bob

Bob: How you doing, kid?
Donna: Fine. I don't know. Scared.
Bob: Just know that whether you're pregnant or not, you're still my little girl. I support you.
Donna: Thanks, Dad.
Bob: But if you are pregnant, don't let Red touch the baby. He thinks he's tickling, but he just pokes. Trust me, I know from experience.
Donna: Well, Dad, maybe Red wasn't trying to tickle you. Maybe he was trying to poke you.
Bob: Why would Red poke me?
Donna: Why would he tickle you?

Quote from Eric

Kelso: What would a French girl do that an American girl would think is gross?
Fez: It could be anything. They eat snails.
Eric: Hey, maybe it's foot stuff.
Hyde: Foot stuff? What would you do to a foot?
Eric: I don't know, like, lick it or something?
Hyde: What is wrong with you?
Kelso: What are you, some kind of foot-licker?
Eric: No! I wouldn't lick. I would get licked. Oh, God! Why did I say that?

Quote from Fez

Fez: The point is that I don't want anything you gave me.
Kelso: I never gave you my yo-yo.
Fez: So I took it. And I tangled the string, too. Let's see you walk the dog now, you son of a bitch.