Kitty Quote #543
Quote from Kitty in Sally Simpson
Kitty: Your father's blood pressure is still high, and the doctor can't figure out why.
Red: So he wants to send some moron over to find the source of my stress. And I said, "The source of my stress is when you quacks try to pad my medical bill." And then the machine went "beep", and the appointment was over.
Kitty: You know, I don't know what you're so worried about. They're just going to blame me. Shrinks love to blame the wife. What do they know? They're barely doctors. A stuffed animal and a box of tissues could do their job.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.