Kitty Quote #537

Quote from Kitty in A Legal Matter

Kitty: Now, the secret to really good fudge is a tiny bit of Kahlua.
Jackie: You must make a lot of fudge, 'cause the bottle's almost empty.
Kitty: No. Well, it's a tiny bit of Kahlua for the fudge, a tiny bit for the chef. [laughs] That's how you make cooking fun.
Red: Apparently, it also works for sewing and laundry and sitting around watching TV.

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 ‘A Legal Matter’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Red: Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough. Let's see what you've learnt. I'll start you off with an easy one. Where do you live?
Fez: Amedica.
Red: It's pronounced America.
Fez: That's what I said, Amedica.
Red: America.
Fez: Amedica.

Quote from Red

Fez: Okay, what if they ask me about current events? Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war, which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You come with me. I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war. It was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now.

Quote from Red

Red: What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?
Fez: He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.
Red: I didn't understand a word you said, but I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.