Kelso Quote #603
Quote from Kelso in Young Man Blues
Hyde: Hey, check it out, guys, it's Sergeant Crossing Guard. Rough day on the crosswalk, Sarge?
Kelso: I'm not a crossing guard, Hyde, I'm a police officer in training. Read the badge.
Eric: You mean your paper name tag?
Kelso: No, I mean my badge. This symbolizes all the authority of the Point Place police department. Ah, how'd it get ripped?
Donna: Hey! Your first case.
Kelso: Get this. Tomorrow I get to go on a ride-along in a real police car. I get to see all the crime as it happens.
Hyde: Yeah, this town is a hotbed for criminal activity.
Donna: Hey, let's not forget the great ten-speed robbery of '74.
Eric: Yeah, or that criminal mastermind who stole my mom's garden gnome.
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Red: Okay, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.
Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: [siren wails] Whoa, it's the Five-O. Better go hide my stash. [off Kitty's look] Comic books. And comic book paraphernalia.
Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.