Eric Quote #719
Quote from Eric in Young Man Blues
Eric: I just realized something. After all the years of me helping you fix stuff, you finally have to hold the flashlight for me. "Lower, dumbass!" All right, I'm in. I'm just gonna loosen the... Spider! Big one! Oh, my God, it touched me!
Red: A Brillo pad? You were afraid of a Brillo pad?
Eric: It bit me.
Red: Boy, somewhere down the line I failed with you. You know, I think it was that one day when you were 10 and I caught you with those dolls.
Eric: They were action figures.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Young Man Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Okay, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.
Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: [siren wails] Whoa, it's the Five-O. Better go hide my stash. [off Kitty's look] Comic books. And comic book paraphernalia.
Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.