Hyde: I just met the most amazing woman. Chrissy. And she just ditched her entire life to start over in New York, man.
Donna: Wait. Why is she going to New York?
Hyde: She's going to start a punk band.
Fez: A punk band. [chuckles] Cool. What is punk anyways?
Hyde: Punk is the nihilistic outcry against the corporate rock and roll takeover. It's the soundtrack to the revolution, man.
Eric: I thought you said Blue Oyster Cult was the soundtrack to the revolution.

Eric: Why would you want to go to New York?
Hyde: Well, it's a big city, man, the bars are open until 4:00... that's where all the music's happening. If I can make it there-
Eric: You can't make it there.
Hyde: But if I can make it there-
Eric: But, you won't make it there.
Hyde: Would you just listen. If I can make it there- Damn it, Forman, now I lost my train of thought!

Red: Smaller paddles? Is it broken?
Kelso: Okay, I'm too good at Pong. It's a curse.
Red: I know what you mean. It's boring. I haven't played this thing in over a month.
Kelso: Right, right. Exactly. Okay, now stay with me here. That's why I took it apart. See smaller paddles equal bigger fun.
Red: You may have something there. We'll give it a try. Seeing as you already opened it.
Kelso: Great.
Red: And hey, if we can't put it back together, you owe me $118.
Kelso: I don't have $118.
Red: Well, then I'll have to kill you. [chuckles]

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Eric: I don't know, Hyde. I mean, here, you're the cool guy. But do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man! Do you want to mess with that?
Fez: Why do you want to leave Point Place? It is fun.
Hyde: Yeah, it is fun, man, and I'm gonna miss the hell out of you guys. But Chrissy's cool. And it's the Big Apple, man. Hey, do you think Lou Reed's in the phone book? Because I bet he'd really like me.
Kelso: Lou Reed. Where are you going? Who's Chrissy?
Eric: It's not so bad here, man. We got the TV. And peanut butter. And I got this thing. The ball part rolled under the dryer.
Fez: Hyde, you cannot leave. You gave me my first beer, remember? And then I threw up on that cop.
Hyde: That was a good time, man.
Kelso: Wait a minute, back up. Nobody tells me anything. What's the ball doing under the dryer?

Donna: So, Hyde's like... Hyde's like really leaving.
Eric: Yeah. It's like... time's just passing us by. You know, you've got to like seize the day.
Donna: You are so right.
Eric: Yeah. [they kiss] [Donna laughs] Okay, what's so funny?
Donna: Nothing. Nothing.
Eric: No, tell me.
Donna: I know you're going for the bra.
Eric: How did you know?
Donna: It's just, every time you go for my bra, your lips stop moving.
Eric: So, um, you're really not having any fun?
Donna: No, I'm having a good time. I would just like a little attention while you're struggling with my underwear. I'm here too. It doesn't always have to be about the twins.
Eric: [laughs] The twins? Is that what you call them? That is so very hot. [off Donna's look] Okay. Okay.
Donna: Take me home.

Kitty: Jackie, just take the money and buy a pie.
Jackie: Mrs. Forman, if I buy a pie, that's cheating and I'll fail.
Kitty: Trust me. If you bake it, you'll fail, too.
Red: [enters] What's this about Hyde moving to New York?
Kitty: Oh, no. He's only 17. His mother would never let him do that.
Jackie: Actually, Michael told me that Hyde's mom drinks a lot. She probably won't even care. You know, drunk people are like that.
Kitty: Okay, let's make another pie. I will make the filling and I will make the crust.
Jackie: What will I make?
Kitty: You will go into the living room and make me a drink. [laughs]

Red: Hey, don't touch! I'm about to take off the doohickey.
Kelso: Wait. Red, don't you think we should disconnect the transistor from the secondary circuit board first?
Red: Sure. And then, we'll... work on the... doohickey.
Kelso: Bitching.

Eric: So, Hyde, you're, like, really going through with this?
Hyde: Yeah, man. I mean, you know. I know people spit on you there and the rats are as big as your head or whatever. But this might be my only chance to escape, Forman.
Eric: Man, you can't leave now. We're finally getting old enough to do some serious damage to this town. Remember we were gonna paint that pot leaf on the water tower?
Hyde: Vandalism, while tempting, is not enough reason for me to stay. Plus, you can do that without me.
Eric: But we won't do that without you. Hyde, you're the reason we do so many stupid, senseless things.
Hyde: Yeah, that is true.
Eric: Hyde, I've never told this to another human being but I... I... I cannot get Donna's bra off.
Hyde: Hooks or snaps?
Eric: Both. She keeps throwing me changeups.
Hyde: All right, here's what you do, okay? You buy a bra and you practice on it at home then you give it to Donna as a gift.
Eric: See, that's brilliant. You're like an evil genius, man!

Donna: Well, what do you know, we're parked again.
Eric: Right, but this time I just want to talk. Donna, I'm really sorry if I did anything to make you feel uncomfortable.
Donna: Thanks. I guess part of that's my fault. But I think I know something that will make you feel better.
Eric: Okay. [clears throat]
Donna: Well, you know, I've been having a rough time lately. Because, now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend and you know I'm on the pill, it's like you're always pawing at me. And I wanna fool around, but then I think if you get to second base, you'll get a pretty good view of home. And if that happens, what will happen to you and me? Look at what happened to Jackie and Kelso and sex changes everything and that really, really sucks. [sighs]
Eric: Okay. So, what part of that was supposed to make me feel better?
Donna: I'm not wearing a bra.
Eric: You are the best girlfriend ever.

Hyde: I can't believe you're just passing through, man. You're dark, you're obnoxious you're dangerously paranoid. Until tonight, I didn't even know a girl like you existed.
Chrissy: Has it occurred to you that we're on a bed?
Hyde: Man, this is so perfect. You're easy, too?
Chrissy: Yeah. See, the establishment doesn't want us having sex because they know it makes us feel good, right? So if we can feel good on our own, what do we need the establishment for? So, every time we have sex it's a huge protest.
Hyde: You know what? I think I feel a huge protest coming on.