‘Prom Night’
Season 1, Episode 19 - Aired March 7, 1999
Eric books a hotel room for prom night. When Kelso takes Pam Macy to prom, a reluctant Hyde takes Jackie, and Fez gets to dance with his teacher, Mrs. Clark (Gloria Gaynor). Meanwhile, Midge wants to start her own business.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Is that for me?
Hyde: Oh, yeah. Here, I got this for you.
Jackie: Oh, god, Steven, this is beautiful. You know, this whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the prom. I can go with anyone. Even you. Thanks. [Jackie kisses Hyde]
Hyde: Okay, let's not do that.
Jackie: Sorry. I have my dad's Lincoln. Will you drive?
Hyde: Yeah. He's got insurance, right? Wait, I don't care. Let's go.
Quote from Donna
Donna: This is such a great night.
Eric: Yeah.
Donna: It's too bad our parents aren't out of town. So we'd have someplace to go. For after.
Eric: Yeah. Like, a motel room?
Donna: Yeah. That would've been great.
Eric: Really? 'Cause I got one.
Donna: Did you plan on telling me?
Eric: No.
Donna: Well, it's better that you didn't. 'Cause then it wouldn't have been spontaneous.
Eric: Sponta- You are so the girl for me.
Donna: Let's go.
Eric: Okay.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: It's just that I always pictured Michael and I together at the prom. That's the way it was supposed to be, you know?
Hyde: Yeah, I know. Well, hey, Pam's butt looks really big in that dress.
Jackie: No, it doesn't.
Hyde: Yeah, no, it doesn't.
Jackie: But thank you.
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: Hyde, you brought Jackie to the prom? You're supposed to be my friend and you dogged me.
Hyde: Hey, she cried, man.
Kelso: Well, is she having a good time? 'Cause she looks real pretty.
Hyde: All right, look, you big baby. She wants to be with you, and you want to be with her. So, why don't you stop whining about it and just go be with each other. 'Cause the whole thing sickens me.
Kelso: But what am I gonna do with Pam?
Hyde: [sighs] Don't worry about it. I'll take care of Pam. Excuse me, Pam. Hi. Have you ever seen the backseat of a Lincoln Continental?
Pam Macy: Lots of times.
Hyde: Would you like to see another one?
Pam Macy: Sure.
Hyde: That's great.
Quote from Jackie
Kelso: Jackie.
Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: You look beautiful.
Jackie: You look really handsome.
Kelso: I miss you.
Jackie: I miss you, too. [they dance]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Eric, please may I have your motel room key, please?
Ms. Kaminsky: Fez, I'm not going to a motel with you.
Fez: Yes, and you also said you would not dance with me.