‘Parents Find Out’
Season 2, Episode 19 - Aired March 7, 2000
Red and Kitty find out that Eric and Donna are having sex when they're escorted home by a police officer. While Kitty falls into a depression about her baby boy growing up, Donna tries to pluck up the courage to tell her own parents the news. Meanwhile, Kelso gets a CB radio for his van.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: As soon as I heard you were down, Mrs. Forman, I had to come and see you. Because I know the blues. But you know, the good news is, Donna is on the pill. So, they can do it like a zillion times a day and nothing bad can happen. Yeah, they can just do it and do it and do it and do it and do it!
Red: Jackie. Good you're here. Get out.
Jackie: But I'm trying to help.
Red: Ah, you wanna help? Go make me a sandwich.
Quote from Red
Red: Boy, oh, boy. I'll tell you, Eric, you take the cake.
Eric: Oh, man, there's cake?
Red: There's no cake. We're all starving to death and it's all your fault. You broke your mother's heart! She's up there crying about how you're all grown up and you don't need her anymore.
Eric: But that- That's not true.
Red: Well, I know that. You're a helpless idiot.
Eric: Ah. Okay. I could pretend to need help with my homework.
Red: No, no. No-one gives a crap about that.
Eric: Oh, I could pretend to be sick.
Red: No that- Wait a minute, that might work. She mothered the heck out of you when you broke your leg that time.
Eric: Right, I could say I have a fever.
Red: Or better yet, we could go out to the garage, I hit you in the elbow with a baseball bat!
Eric: I'm gonna stick with the fever.
Red: If you wanna go through life doing everything half-assed, that's your decision, son.
Quote from Fez
Kelso: They said they'd wait out front. Here we go, cold beer and hot babes!
Fez: Or vice-versa.
Hyde: Hey, guys, did we get a yes or a no on the fat question?
Fez: Oh, goody, they're not fat, they're just old!
Kelso: If your voice is hot, then you should be hot, those are the rules. Damn old ladies with hot voices. Let's go.
Fez: No, no, I'm staying. You two are shallow.
Kelso: I'm not shallow, Fez, I just judge chicks on their looks.
Fez: Suit yourself, but sometimes the old ones are super grateful.
Hyde: Yeah, okay, Fez, but if you wind up at some car feeling up June Cleaver don't come crying to me.
Quote from Eric
Eric: [to Bob] How're you doing? That's a really nice robe. Is that real velour? Hey, those gas prices are like... Ah, right? It's a shame about Elvis, man. Too soon. So young.