‘On with the Show’
Season 7, Episode 16 - Aired February 23, 2005
Eric sees his future when he a befriends a comic book fan in his mid-thirties. Jackie launches her own television show on public access. Meanwhile, Kelso tries to teach Angie (Megalyn Echikunwoke) the art of "burns".
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Hi, I'm Jackie Burkhart, and here's all the news you need to know. This just in. Slacks are out. So, ladies, shave those legs and put on a skirt. Up next, senior correspondent Michael Kelso joins me for a very exciting segment I like to call Slut or Not. Michael, welcome.
Kelso: Hi, Jackie. Ladies.
Jackie: Okay, let's get started. Marcy Cavanaugh.
Kelso: Slut.
Jackie: Susie Rice.
Kelso: Slut.
Angie: [to Donna] Mmm. Hey, could you zoom out a sec?
Jackie: Ooh, Jenny Keene.
Hyde: Partly slutty with a chance of severe sluttiness.
[Angie runs on set and pulls down Kelso's pants]
Kelso: Angie, what the hell?
Angie: Burn?
Kelso: Burn! [hugs Angela]
Jackie: Well, there you have it, America, your first televised burn. Up next, a hard-hitting segment called Girls With Mustaches. Don't touch that dial, Sherry Papadakis.
Quote from Donna
Hyde: Hey, man, is Jackie around?
Donna: Hey. Yeah, but I thought you weren't talking to her. [gasps] You're gonna make up with her, aren't you? Oh, you're gonna tell her that you love her. And your little sunglasses are gonna get all fogged up.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey. Uh, I thought maybe we could talk for a minute.
Jackie: Is it about my show? 'Cause it was awesome. Steven, I went on and I did great. And I did it on my own. I mean, I've never been more proud of myself in my entire life. I'm gonna do great on my own. I'm sorry. What did you want to talk to me about?
Hyde: Well, um... I just wanted to say congratulations on your show.
Jackie: Thank you. Yeah. Did you see Michael with his pants down?
Hyde: No. But I don't need a TV to see that.