Kelso: That proves it. My own baby hates me.
Donna: That's not true. She only stopped crying when Leo held her because he has the shakes.
Kelso: No. It's me. She hardly knows me, and a girl needs her father, you know, for guidance. What happens if she grows up and starts dating, like, Fez?
Fez: Boy, if she looks anything like you, she'll be way out of my league.
Donna: Kelso, if you really feel like that, you should start getting to know her now. Go hold her.
Kelso: You're right.

Kelso: [on the phone] Okay. Brooke, about Betsy. There's something I have to tell you.
Bob: [enters] Anyone lose a baby?
Kelso: I found her.
Brooke: "You found her"?
Kelso: No, I said, "I love her."
Brooke: That is not what you said.
Kelso: You know what? You never listen to me. I'm hanging up. [hangs up]
Donna: Kelso, you did say you found her.
Kelso: You know, you women all stick together.

[Eric and Donna walk into the kitchen as Red and Kitty are kissing]
Eric: Whoa.
Donna: Okay, how about that? On or off?
Eric: Yeah, that's a showstopper.
Donna: Oh, that's too bad 'cause it really turns me on.
Eric: No, get... God, get off of me.

[Kelso finds a bottle of breast milk in Fez's pocket]
Kelso: You need help, man.
Fez: Yes, I do.

[Fez is swinging Bob's hammock as he lays in it]
Fez: I hate myself. But the money's just so good.
Bob: Little faster so it stirs my drink.