Red: Hi. You home already? I thought those boys would take your clothes and leave you naked in Indiana. You kids... you just don't know how to do anything.
Eric: Listen, Dad, Donna wants to stay in Point Place after we get married. I... How can that be a good idea?
Red: Son, in this relationship, you're gonna have one instinct, and Donna's gonna have another. Always go with hers. If history has taught us anything, it's that you're always wrong.
Eric: What about the time that I... Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
Red: You know, being with your mother has taught me one thing. A man can only rise to the level of the woman that he's with.
Casey: [enters with Kitty] Hey, what's up?
Kitty: I saw a naked man's butt.

Hyde: Forman, your bachelor party's tonight. We're going to a strip club, so don't forget your inhaler.
Eric: Come on, Hyde. I don't need a silly bachelor party.
Hyde: Oh, come on, man. It'll be one last night of the finest debauchery that Point Place has to offer.
Eric: Hyde, all I need is my sweetie here for the rest of my life.
Donna: It's all right, Eric.You can go.
Eric: All right! I'm gonna see nudies!
Kitty: Oh, Eric, you're not going to one of those hoochie mama shows, are you?
Hyde: Don't worry, Mrs. Forman. I'll return your son in the same slightly girly condition that he leaves in.

Eric: [p.o.v.] Donna, why am I blindfolded?
Donna: [o.s.] Because I have a big surprise for you. Okay, you ready? [removes blindfold] Isn't it awesome?
Eric: We're gonna spray-paint our names on a trailer? All right!
Donna: No, I put a deposit on it so we can live here. Eric, it's gonna be our very own.
Fez: Oh, how romantic. I can just see Donna carrying you over that threshold.
Donna: So come on. I know you always dreamed about having a home of your own.
Eric: Well, I guess I should have been more specific. Um, no, no. You know what? This is nice. It's nice.

Jackie: Donna, this is great! Steven, if you ever rent me a trailer, I will dump you in a second.
Hyde: Good to know. I need an exit strategy.

Donna: See, now if we all turn this way... There. See? Room for everybody.
Fez: See? Now this is the closeness I've been craving.
Jackie: Whose hand is that?
Kelso, Fez & Hyde: Mine.
Kelso: Oh, man. Look at this tiny shower. Donna, I don't think there's room in there for you to soap your chest like we like.

Eric: Donna... are you sure you want to live in Point Place? I always thought you wanted to leave town.
Donna: Well, Eric, that's when I was single. But now that we're getting married, I want to settle down and start our lives together.
Eric: Yeah, but I always thought... [looks around]
Hyde: You smell pretty.
Eric: Okay. Look, can we do this in private?
Kelso: Bathroom's free.
Fez: Um, actually, I was just, uh, heading there. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Let me just get the, uh, curtain. [o.s.] Okay, I can't do this with all you listening. Somebody's gonna have to sing.
Eric: Fez, you sing.
Fez: [o.s.] I can't do both at the same time. Please hurry!
Jackie: [sings] On the good ship [others join in] Lollipop It's a sweet trip To the candy shop Where the bonbons play...
Fez: [o.s.] I had a large soda.
All: [sing] On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay

Donna: So it's ours starting today. I signed the lease for a year.
Eric: Donna, all you ever talked about was seeing the world, and my dad's better now. I mean, we can get out.
Donna: Well, I don't wanna get out. I just want to focus on doing this marriage thing right, and I think that means curling up every night next to you on that dining room table that doubles as a bed.

Hyde: Well, the good news is, if you guys do decide to travel, you can always drive your house to any number of vacation destinations.
Kelso: Yeah, and if you ever want to rearrange your furniture, all you gotta do is slam on the brakes.

Donna: Casey Kelso?
Casey: Hey, Pinciotti.
Jackie: Casey, I thought you left town after going out with Donna and then breaking up with her so she had to settle for Eric.
Casey: Yeah, well, I found my way back. Hey, For-play. You been working out?
Eric: Oh, um, well, yeah, a few days a week.
Casey: Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
Eric: Okay.
Donna: Well, it's not funny. He's huge. Things are great. Eric and I are getting married. I'm on the radio... "Hot Donna." You might've heard people talking, wishing they could date me, that kind of stuff.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, Donna hasn't thought about you at all, although Eric's mom still asks about you. Then she kind of giggles and fans herself.

Hyde: See, Forman? Now at the bachelor party you can hold a beer even after you've lost the ability to hold a beer from drinking all the beer.
Eric: I like it. Kind of makes me wonder why God didn't just make us this way from the start, you know?
Hyde: Don't worry, man. Evolution will take care of it.