Midge Pinciotti Quotes Page 7 of 7
Quote from The Keg
Midge: Ooh, Rich Man, Poor Man, I love it. I just hope I don't get too emotional.
Kitty: Oh, so do I. [giggles]
Quote from That Wrestling Show
Midge: I'm telling you, after my therapy session, I felt so loose.
Laurie: Loose is good.
Kitty: If you ask me, we could all do with a little tightening. [laughs]
Midge: And tonight, my therapist is hosting an encounter group but I'm too shy to go alone.
Kitty: Oh, well, too bad.
Midge: Oh, Kitty, please come with me.
Kitty: I don't think so. No, thank you. No.
Midge: You know what this is a lot like? Like when you asked me to help you host the bake sale. Only it's different, because I said yes.
Quote from First Date
Midge: "Jonathan Seagull discovered that boredom, fear, and anger are the reasons a gull's life is so short. And with this gone from his thought, he lived a long, fine life indeed."
Bob: Bravo! [they kiss] Isn't she a hot tomato? Oh, jeez. To the lovemaking. [carries Midge out]
Midge: We had a wonderful time.
Quote from The Pill
Kitty: Okay, who dealt?
Red: I bid... three hearts.
Bob: I'll go with three spades.
Midge: This is fun.
Quote from Hyde Moves In
Midge: Bob, what are you doing?
Bob: Nothing. We were just talking.
Midge: These Jordan almonds are for the feminists.
Bob: Yeah, sorry.
Midge: Come on, Sharon, I saved you a seat on the ottoman. Oh, I mean, "ottowoman."
Quote from Rip This Joint
Donna: Mom, if you won't come out, will you at least let Dad come in there?
Midge: [o.s.] How could you think I was flirting with another man?
Bob: [o.s.] Maybe I overreacted, you're a beautiful woman.
Midge: [o.s.] So are you, Bob. [silence]
Red: What the hell are they doing in there? [shower runs]