‘Love of My Life’
Season 8, Episode 21 - Aired May 18, 2006
Fez is down in the dumps since Jackie rejected him so his childhood friend, Andrew Davis (Justin Long), visits to cheer him up. Meanwhile Red and Kitty have a tough time showing people around the house when they put it up for sale.
Quote from Red
Red: So, through there is the den, back there is the kitchen, and upstairs are the bedrooms.
Man: Could we see them?
Red: Oh, so my word's not good enough?
Man: Well, is there a bathroom upstairs?
Red: No, we just whiz off the roof.
Quote from Red
Red: In here you got the stove and the fridge, both still under warranty.
Woman: Oh, is this the kitchen?
Red: No, it's a petting zoo. There's the goat, pony ride. [points at the woman] Oh, there's the dumbass!
Quote from Red
Kitty: Oh, Red, how did it go showing the house?
Red: Why don't you ask all the dumbasses that came through here?
Kitty: So, poorly then. Maybe I should show the house. I heard that you're supposed to make a home feel warm and friendly and inviting. So you should probably leave.
Red: Yeah, I just don't have the patience for these people. I hate to admit it, but I wish they were all dead.
Quote from Fez
Fez: How can I turn down Jackie Burkhart? I don't even hang up on wrong numbers.
Andrew Davis: Look, since there's no chance of anything with her, why are you even sticking around here any more?
Fez: Well, where else would I go?
Andrew Davis: Home, old boy! Come home!
Fez: Home? Yeah, that's a good idea! I'll go back to Brazil... and then, I'll catch a flight home from there.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Laurie: Steven, we need to talk, man.
Donna: We're here because we're your friends and we love you. But ever since you quit the circle, you've changed. I mean, what's this I hear about you eating a vegetable?
Fez: Look at you. Your eyes are clear, your shirt is clean. I hardly recognize you.
Leo: You have a problem with drugs, man.
Hyde: I don't have a problem! I can start any time I want!
Donna: Oh, yeah? Then why don't you start right now? Or don't you have the guts?
Hyde: You guys don't understand. The last time I was in the circle, I totally freaked out!
Leo: I know why you freaked out, man. All your friends are leaving and the record store is closing. Your life is changing, man.
Fez: See, it's not the circle that's the problem. It's that your life is crap.
Hyde: Oh, my God. I've been using sobriety as a crutch. I need help!
Donna: We're here for you.
Leo: Hold out your hands, man. [places a baggie and a lighter in Hyde's hands]
Hyde: I love you, guys!
Quote from Hyde
William Barnett: Hey, there, son.
Hyde: WB.
William Barnett: I guess you heard the news.
Hyde: Yeah.
William Barnett: Well, I got some more great news for you. I bought a Corvette!
Hyde: Good for you, man. You know, you didn't have to come all the way down here to tell me that, you could have just sent it in a form letter. "Dear employee, bought a Corvette. Whooee!"
William Barnett: Listen, Steven, that letter was just for the faceless employees that I don't care about.
Leo: Hey, thanks for the letter, man.
Quote from Hyde
William Barnett: Look, I wanted to come here personally to tell you the big news. I'm giving you this store. Yes, you're the proud owner of the last remaining Grooves.
Hyde: Holy crap, I own this place?
William Barnett: Yep. You can even rename it something more appropriate to this lily-white community. You can call it Rhythmless or Snap at the Wrong Time.
Hyde: Wow, man! It's, like, the nicest thing any one of my dads has ever done for me. You know, it just goes to show you, if you sit on your ass long enough, good stuff will happen.
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Hyde: Yup! That is some good stuff.
Leo: I've missed you, Hyde. Just like they always say, "Hey, Leo, how's it going?"
William Barnett: Son, if this is how you're going to run this store now that it's yours, I got to tell you, I'm going to be stopping by a lot more often.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, Fez, I'm so glad you're still here.
Fez: Yes, I wanted to take one last look at the basement before I leave.
Jackie: Look, Fez, Andrew told me what you said. And now that I know, I can't let you leave.
Fez: I'm sorry, Jackie, it's too late. I'm leaving. And there's nothing anybody can say to get me to stay.
Jackie: I want to be your girlfriend.
Fez: I'll stay.
Jackie: You will?
Fez: Yes! But I don't want to be just some rebound for you. And I need to know that you're not going to leave me when something better comes along.
Jackie: Fez, there is no one better for me than you! I'm just sorry that it took me so long to figure that out.
Fez: You really mean that?
Jackie: Of course! Fez, I want to be with you. And I'm so happy that we can finally be together.
Fez: Wow! I've been waiting so long to hear those three words.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Man, I can't believe I'm not going to be around to see you two together. It's going to go one of two ways. It could be a disaster or a catastrophe.
Fez: Blah, blah, blah! You always say you're leaving, but you never do.
Donna: I am serious, I'm finally going to get out of this town and do something with my life.
Kitty: Eric called, he's coming home! He's coming home!
Hyde: Yeah, you're not going anywhere.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, don't mind us, girls, we are just prettying up the room because we're showing the house later today. The listing said "finished basement" and finished.
Red: Well, we're not going to be selling anything if we don't get rid of all this clutter, so get the hell out.