Fez: Hey, Donna. I just went to the store. Check out my new empty bag.
Hyde: Empty bag, huh? If it's empty, why are you so excited?
Fez: Well, because of its amazing potential for storage.
Hyde: Storage, huh? It better be storing an El Camino taillight. [empties bag] Candy again? You sick bastard!
Fez: You keep your distance, scalawag.

Donna: Hey, if you guys don't shut up the phrase "empty bag" is gonna take on a whole new meaning for you.
Hyde: Huh?
Fez: What?
Donna: It's a thinker. But trust me, you don't want it to happen. Now, Hyde, you want money. Fez doesn't have it. So we just need to think of something Fez can give you that's worth 80 bucks.
[cut to Fez serving a customer at the Fotohut naked:]
Fez: Eighteen dollars is your change. Have a nice day.
Donna: Now, I know totally nude Fez isn't original but everyone seems to be happy.
Hyde: I'm happy.
Fez: I'm happy too.
Donna: Hey, man, remember the three-foot rule.
Fez: All right. I'll stay right over here. [flexes]

[When Red and Kitty pull up at the Fotohut, Fez is naked as he serves customers:]
Fez: Mr. Forman, Mrs. Forman. How may I help you?
Red: You could help me by getting some pants on.
Fez: And for the lady?
Kitty: I'll have what he's having.
Red: Say, don't come to my house anymore.
Kitty: Go, honey, go! [Red drives off]

Hyde: And let out the clutch gently, okay? 'Cause this car's very powerful.
Fez: Hyde! We've been sitting here for half an hour. Will you just shut your hole and let me drive?
Donna: [taps on hood] Okay, you're clear.
[As Fez backs the car into a pile of boxes, a cat screeches]
Donna: In front of you.
Leo: Man, I picked a bad place to take a nap.

Jackie: Hey, Todd, I'm gonna take my break now. Michael's stopping by.
Todd: Still dating that guy? I guess that's fine if you like the handsome type. But does he have a picture of himself with the guy who played Chewbacca? 'Cause I do.

Kelso: Hey, Jackie. More great modeling news. They're starting me in underwear. Look, I got a W-4 and a body-waxing kit and everything.
Jackie: Oh. So you're really an underwear model?
Kelso: No, not just underwear - briefs. I mean, usually, you have to spend a year cutting your teeth in boxers before you even get into the tight stuff.
Jackie: You know what? I don't have time for this right now. It just isn't important.
Kelso: But, Jackie-
Todd: Hey, maybe you didn't hear the lady. She's busy. So hit the road, guy.
Kelso: I'm her boyfriend, guy.
Todd: Nuh-uh. When she works here her boyfriend is every man, woman and child that walks in here for cheese.
Kelso: Well, I don't have any money for cheese. But I'm going to go get some, and then we'll see whose boyfriend is whose.

Todd: Let me tell you something, Jackie. As a roving associate junior manager for Cheese Palace, Incorporated, I've seen a lot of things. Some I can't talk about. But I will tell you two things. One, with the German population that this town has, we should be moving a lot more sausage. Two, you're a stone-cold fox. I've said too much. I'll be in the cooler.

Kitty: Now, if your gown falls open again, there's no need to ring the little buzzer. You can just cover up by yourself. Okay, um, I'll be right back with your "blankie."
Leo: "Thankie."
Kitty: [laughs]

Donna: Hey, you guys, I was just next door and you know that weird kid from school who's always saying he can fly? Yeah, he can't.

[Donna, Fez and Hyde sit down on Leo's hospital bed]
Donna: So, Leo, how's the hospital?
Leo: Oh, it's great, man. Cable TV, free parking don't have to get out of bed to take a pee. It's just like a hotel.
[Donna, Fez and Hyde stand up]
Leo: And Nurse Kitty and I have had some good times.
[montage of Kitty nursing Leo to "Chances Are" by Johnny Mathis]
Kitty: Okay, Leo, I'm going to get you a surprise dessert. It jiggles and it rhymes with "jerry chello." [laughs] [exits]
Leo: I love you too, Kitty. I love you too. [sings "Chances Are", hums] Silly grins...