Laurie Forman Quotes Page 2 of 8
Quote from That Wrestling Show
Laurie: So I just said to myself: "I don't care if all I have is dirty laundry and no money. I'm going home to see my parents. Because I love them very much."
Red: Oh...
Kitty: Oh, my. Oh, well, will you look at these? [holds up men's boxers]
Laurie: Yeah, Mom, all the girls are wearing them.
Quote from That Wrestling Show
Kitty: Sit down, Laurie, have some ribs.
Laurie: Mom, you know I'm on my water and yogurt diet.
Quote from The Pill
Eric: Gee, Laurie, I sure have noticed you hanging around the mailbox a lot.
Laurie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Eric: What could be so important that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale? Oh, I know. It's your grades, right? You're flunking out. Bingo! Forman scores! Right?
Laurie: Okay, Eric. You know what? Dad likes me and he doesn't like you.
Quote from The Pill
[dinner table - filmed in a circle:]
Kitty: Eric, you're not eating. Are you sick?
Laurie: Yeah, Eric, you seem upset. Did something happen at the pharmacy?
Red: What happened at the pharmacy?
Eric: Nothing. Shut up.
Red: Eric, be nice to your sister.
Eric: Kitty, what happened to the mail?
Laurie: I checked the mail, Dad. Nothing. No mail.
Kitty: You know, the mail keeps disappearing. I think we have a little mail thief. [laughs]
Eric: Speaking of. Laurie, I could've sworn I saw a University of Wisconsin envelope sticking out of your bra. What's that all about?
Red: What?
Laurie: Donna's on the pill. [Kitty chokes on her drink]
Red: What did you do?
Eric: Nothing. Nothing.
Red: Dinner's over! You. Kitchen. Now.
Quote from Grandma's Dead
Kitty: Oh, sweetie, I am so glad you're here.
Laurie: Yeah, I had a final this week.
Kitty: Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
Laurie: No, this couldn't have come at a better time. I was really unprepared. [off Kitty's look] But I miss Grandma.
Kitty: I know, honey. We all do.
Quote from Garage Sale
Laurie: Mom, crazy Helen from across the street is switching price tags, and Dad says he's gonna kick her in the keister.
Kitty: Oh, no, he'll do it, too.
Quote from Garage Sale
Laurie: Okay. Daddy, I've rounded up some things to help the family out in these trying times.
Red: There. You see, Eric? Your sister's a team player.
Eric: No. These are all my things.
Laurie: Grow up, Eric. They're G.I. Joes.
Eric: [scoffs] Yeah. G.I. Joes with kung-fu grip! What a bitch... [off Red's look] aroony doony.
Quote from Red's Last Day
Kelso: I really do love Jackie, and she says that we can't see other people. So...
Laurie: Oh, sweet Kelso. You're a tool, and I will use you when I please. [kisses Kelso] Okay, baby?
Kelso: Okay.
[Red opens the van door]
Laurie: Hi, daddy. [walks off]
Red: Hi, sweetie. Oh, Kelso. You watch your ass.
Quote from The Velvet Rope
Red: So, would you hire me?
Laurie: I'd hire you, Daddy. Especially if the position was world's best father.
Eric: Aw, you make me sick.
Quote from Eric Gets Suspended
Laurie: Welcome home, smoker.
Eric: Oh, no.
Laurie: The school just called. You're lucky I answered the phone and not Dad.
Eric: You didn't tell?
Laurie: Eric, of course I didn't tell.
Red: [enters] Well... If it isn't Mr. Smoker.
Laurie: Oh, wait. Yes, I did.