Jackie: God, am I right, Donna? Don't you hate her?
Donna: Not really, Jackie. I kinda like her. [Jackie slaps Kelso's arm]
Kelso: Hey, what was that for?
Jackie: That's for not writing me poems, Michael!
Kelso: Uh, love you, Jackie.

Kitty: [inner monologue] Mahjong?
Eric: [inner monologue] Mahjong? What the hell is mahjong?

[Kitty and Eric both laugh as they watch the movie]
Kitty: [inner monologue] Okay. "An aspirin the size of a brick." Now, that is funny.
Eric: [inner monologue] Finally, a scene without sex. Oh, great. Drugs. Thank you, Woody Allen.
Kitty: [inner monologue] Huh. I guess cocaine is expensive.

Eric: Well, maybe mahjong is a type of food.
Kitty: Oh, you know what? You could be right. It's probably Chinese noodles.
Eric: Yes. [giggles] Hey, you wanna go see Close Encounters sometime?
Kitty: Yeah. I'd love to.
Eric: Very cool. Good night, Mom. [exits]
Red: Oh, what did he do? I swear I'll kick his ass!
Kitty: No. He was just... he was absolutely wonderful.
Red: Oh. Okay. [hugs Kitty] Okay.

[fantasy: Eric and Donna are dressed like the lead characters in Annie Hall:]
Eric: Is something wrong?
Donna: No. Why?
Eric: I don't know. It's just you, you seem very removed.
Donna: Well, no. I'm fine.
Eric: Are you sure?
Donna: Uh-huh. [Donna's soul gets up and sits on another chair]
Eric: I, you know, maybe it's me, but you do, you seem very removed.
Donna: Eric, have you seen my geometry book? 'Cause while the two of you are doing that, I think I'm gonna do some homework.
Eric: See? This is what I call being removed.

Eric: Donna, when we're making out, you're not thinking about, like... geometry and stuff, are you?
Donna: Never. Unless I have a test the next day.
Eric: Okay.
Donna: You know, I think you're just the sweetest thing in the world to go out with your mom.
Eric: Thank you.
Donna: So, did mommy buy you new underpants?
Eric: Okay.
Donna: Did mommy buy you new underpants? Ooh, let me see the underpants.
Eric: Get off me.
Donna: Let me see. Let me see.