Randy: Any luck finding that ring?
Donna: No. But we did find a broken high heel, some old stockings, and an empty pack of Marlboros.
Jackie: Yeah. So it looks like Steven's mom has been here, too.
Hyde: You don't know my mom. She smokes Luckys.

Jackie: Wait, no, no! I can't go with Steven. He's a disgusting pig.
Hyde: Yeah. She's a stuck-up princess who only cares about looks and money.
Jackie: Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me.

Fez: Well, Goldie, it seems that we're lost in a dark, cold, lonely cave. You look scared, too. Your eyes are bugging out of your head. But I'm glad you're here. 'Cause at least I can have a conversation with a fish. Otherwise I'd be losing my mind.

Jackie: What was that?
Hyde: That was a wild Canadian boar. They feed on likable girls. You're safe.

Jackie: Wait, how am I supposed to get across?
Hyde: Come across like you always do. Real bitchy.
Jackie: Oh. Okay, you know what? Even when we were dating, you never did the gentlemanly thing.
Hyde: All right, fine, give me your hand.
Jackie: No, I am not touching that hand. You have been burping in that hand all day.
Hyde: Come on, you've touched grosser things than this. You went out with Kelso for four years.

Fez: Well, Goldie, if my internal clock is correct, we've been here either an hour, or a month. Man, I'm terribly thirsty. Hope you don't mind, I'm going to drink a little bit of your water. [drinks] You peed in there.

Hyde: Hey, you guys missed it! Jackie just fell in the creek.
Jackie: Will you shut up? I can get pneumonia and die.
Hyde: This keeps getting funnier.
Randy: All right, we still need to find Fez, so why don't the girls stay here, Hyde and I go look for him?
Hyde: I have a better idea. Let's get some meatball subs and go to a strip club.
Randy: Come on, buddy, let's go find Fez.
Hyde: Hmm. Maybe Fez has a meatball sub!

[outdoor circle:]
Hyde: Donna, you don't have to be embarrassed, man. It's over. Nobody cares. In fact, hey, let's all sing a little campfire song, all right? I'll start. [sings] Tinkle, tinkle, little star Donna wees behind a bush
Donna: I just couldn't hold it anymore. Why did I get the 48-ounce commemorative cup? Why didn't I go in the 48-ounce commemorative cup?
Randy: I'm not sure that relieving yourself in a cup would've made this any less humiliating.
Jackie: You know, this... This is why I hate the woods. Everything's a bathroom. God, it's just like Delaware.
Hyde: Oh, that reminds me of an old Delawarean folk song. [sings] Donna squatted in a bush Pee-pee, doo-doo Donna squatted in a bush Pee-pee all day long

Bob: [sings] Oh, when the saints
Fez: [sings] Oh, when the saints
Bob: Go marching in
Fez: Go marching in
Both: Oh, when the saints go marching in-
Donna: Dad?
Fez & Bob: [continue singing] Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in Oh, when the saints...
Donna: My dad and Fez are skipping through the woods. And I peed on a bush. I really should've gone to college.

Fez: Goldie, it's not right to keep you in a tiny bag like this. A goldfish belongs in the wild. It's never easy to say goodbye. Especially to a fish. 'Cause I'm not sure where your ears are. Here you go. Swim, Goldie! Swim! [bird caws] [splashing] [wings flapping] Fly, Goldie! Fly!