Kelso: You know, Fez, this whole thing with Hyde and Jackie is stupid. I mean, they both wanna be together, and they would in a second if they just thought the other one had said, "I'm sorry." Eureka, Fez, eureka!
Fez: I'm one step ahead of you, my friend.
Kelso: Yeah. I'll just lie to both of them, and tell them the other one said, "I'm sorry."
Fez: Oh, I thought we were going to pan for gold.

Kelso: Okay. Enough. Look, you guys, who cares who apologized first? Look, Jackie obviously wants to be with you, and you're here, which means that you wanna be with her, and I don't blame you, 'cause with that rash, you ain't got a whole lot of choices.
Jackie: All right, look, Steven, do you wanna be with me? [Hyde shrugs] No. No, a shrug's not gonna cut it. Steven, I need you to say something. All right. Look, I'll even go first. Steven, I wanna be with you. And you...
Hyde: I... Can you hang on a second? Would you get out of here? [punches Kelso's arm]
Kelso: [groans] If you want me to leave, all you have to do is say, "Please."
Hyde: Fine. Please. [punches Kelso's arm]
Kelso: [groans] That's better.

Red: Okay, Steven. Where's your beer?
Hyde: What? Me, beer?
Red: Kitty threw away all my beer. The Packers are down by 11. You're 18, I know you have beer. So where's your beer?
[Hyde removes a soda can sleeve from the can he's holding]
Red: I don't want used beer.
Hyde: Well, I might have a couple fresh ones in the shower.
[Red opens the curtain to find crates of beer]
Hyde: Yeah. I'm running low, I should probably hit the store.

Kelso: Okay, ladies. All these sound waves are interfering with my sunrays. Let's tan. All right, I'm gonna need you to lotion me up, darling, but only rub where you can see. No roaming.
[Donna squirts a large glob of sunblock over Kelso's chest and then walks away]

Kelso: Look at you watch her. You love her, man. "Oh, baby, I love you so much."
[Kelso and Fez mime kissing]
Kelso: [laughs] Were you doing Jackie?
Fez: Yes, yes.

Eric: [sighs]
Donna: What?
Eric: Nothing, I just... This could be the last time that you and I stand by the Vista Cruiser. I just waxed her. She's all slippy-slidey. [Donna kisses Eric]

Eric: Donna, this might be the last time that I bring you your toothbrush.
Donna: That's not my toothbrush.
Eric: Might be the last time that I bring you the wrong toothbrush.
[After Donna clears her desk, Eric lays down and they make out]

Fez: Hello, darling. I see you are washing your unmentionables.
Laurie: Yeah, do you know what gets out grass stains and Kahlua?
Fez: Anyways, I was thinking how sad you must be, considering the mess you made of your life. With all that sadness, do you also not get needy?
Laurie: You know, I sort of do.
Fez: Ali Baba, the treasure is mine!
Laurie: I'm gonna go see if Carlos is home. [exits]
Fez: That Carlos is one lucky SOB to have a wife like mine.

Kelso: Okay. Okay, here we go, let's make up.
Jackie: All right. Look, Steven, I heard what you said.
Hyde: Yeah, I heard what... Wait a minute, you heard what I said?
Jackie: Yeah. Michael told me. And, just so you know, I'm sorry, too.
Hyde: Too? No, you're not sorry, too. You're sorry one, I'm sorry two.
Jackie: Wait, what? No... Michael said that...
Hyde: Yeah, he said that...
Kelso: Whoa! I did my work. You two gotta clean this mess up yourselves.
Hyde: So nothing's changed, then?
Jackie: Guess not.
Hyde: Forget this.
Jackie: Fine.

Hyde: Jackie, I do wanna be with you.
Jackie: Because you love...
Hyde: Don't push it.
Jackie: Okay.