Donna: Hey, you guys, you know, I was thinking that maybe we'd find the ring faster if we split up into teams.
Randy: Say, Donna, that's a great idea! But who, may I ask, would go with whom?
Jackie: I get Donna. Well, that way, if we run into a bear, I could just climb you.

Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.

Jackie: Ew! What, now we have to cross a disgusting river?
Donna: Jackie, it's just a creek.
Jackie: Okay, fine. Why don't you take your shoe off, we'll all get in and row ourselves across.

Jackie: Okay, I need a boyfriend. But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as Michael or someone as wrong for me as Steven. I know. I'm gonna write up a list. Write down everything I want in a man and then find the guy who matches up!
Fez: I did that once. But with candy.
Jackie: Okay. What do I want in a guy? Ah, Olympic gold medalist, someone who doesn't talk to the help. Ooh, doesn't look like Eric.
Donna: Jackie, if you're serious about this list, maybe you should pick qualities that are a little more realistic?
Jackie: Ah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. No fatties, no baldies.

Jackie: Okay, look, just because Fez matches up with a few things on my list doesn't mean he is the perfect match for me. I mean, we are complete opposites. It's like I'm Beauty and he is the Beast.
Donna: Um, Jackie, at the end of the story, Beauty and the Beast get together.
Jackie: Oh, would you shut up, you reader?

Jackie: Sorry. I'm just saying I can't believe I'm in a therapist's office. I mean, there is no way I'll be able to talk for a whole hour.

Donna: Come on, Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up. Let's go down to the mall and make fun of all the people coming out of the Big & Tall store.
Jackie: Donna, if you need something from the Big & Tall, just say so.

Jackie: It is torture knowing Fez is with all these different women. All I hear from his bedroom is, "Oh Fez, you're so hot!" Then he comes out of his room and goes off to his date.

Donna: I can't leave yet. I told Fez I'd meet him here. He went to the airport to pick up his best friend from back home.
Jackie: Oh, great, another mocha skinned weirdo in tight pants who can make any word sound like boogadaboogadaboogada.
Donna: You know he is coming to cheer Fez up. The poor guy hasn't been himself since you rejected him. You know it's weird, I actually miss his chocolaty stained fingerprints on my bras.
Jackie: Yeah. Well, you know what? I don't want to see Fez. I mean, he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. I'm sorry, but he's just wrong about the outside part.

Jackie: Fez, this really shouldn't be this hard.
Fez: Look, I just want everybody to know how much I love you. I always have. [they kiss]
Jackie: That was really nice.
Fez: Yeah, you have a really strong tongue.
Jackie: [chuckles] Yeah. It's from all the talking.