Kelso: Hey, Sarah, when you and Donna are alone at the radio station, do you ever pretend that instead of being just a regular intern, that you're, like, a super naughty intern? Oh, and that Donna has to teach you a very naked lesson?
Eric: I'll give you 10 bucks and what's left of my hot dog to say yes.
Sarah: No, sillies. There's way too much work to do at the station to daydream. I mean, I have to take my top off and sort records, and then Donna and I have to French-kiss. It's exhausting.
Hyde: This is why there should be more women in the workforce.
Fez: Um, please don't take this the wrong way, but I want to have sex with you.

Hyde: How's it going?
Jackie: Horrible, I want you back.
Hyde: Thank God, I want you back. In fact, marry me.
Jackie: Oh, yes, Steven!
Kelso: Do you, Jackie?
Jackie: I do!
Hyde: Me, too!
Kelso: Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
[reality:]
Hyde: Jackie, I said, how's it going?
Jackie: Fine. Everything's fine.

Sarah: You guys, while I was in the bathroom, I realized I totally forgot to wear a bra today.
Guys: I love you.

Jackie: Is Steven here? I'm only asking to make sure he's not in case he still has feelings for me.
Eric: Well, he's not here. He went to a bar to forget how much he loves you.
Jackie: Really?
Eric: Uh, no, he's at the car wash.

Donna: I'm not caving to their smutty demands. I am an on-air personality. I am not a sex kitten.
Fez: I agree, Donna. Making you wear that outfit is demeaning to women.
Donna: Well, thank you, Fez.
Fez: But, just to be sure, put it on and shake your ass.

Angie: Tom is two hours late. These women are gonna rip this place apart. We've gotta think of some way to distract them.
Hyde: What do you want me to do, throw a ham at them?
Kelso: All right, all right, you should throw me at them. I'll give these ladies what they're not getting at home.

Fez: Okay, there's Hyde. Go and tell him you want him back.
Jackie: I can't. I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd be happy to put myself out there. But I don't, and if he doesn't, I'll just feel so stupid.
Fez: Okay, just go to him and say, "Steven, I want to talk about us." And if he wants to talk, then he wants you back. But if he blows you off, then you tested the water, and the water... Well, the water doesn't love you.
Jackie: All right, here I go. Hey, um, Steven, can we talk about us?
Hyde: Us? Who has time to talk about us? Oh, lady, you're not at home. Put your shoes back on.
Jackie: He didn't even want to talk to me. Am I so disgusting?
Fez: Apparently to him.

Donna: Eric, are you sure this is gonna work?
Eric: Donna, let's just say when we're done with Sizzling Sarah, her new nickname's gonna be "Crying, No-job, Street Prostitute Sarah."
Donna: Hi, Sarah. Hi, um, I just wanted to thank you for getting me fired. I realize now that my feminist ideals are just a bunch of hooey, and I should use my brains less and my body more.
Sarah: Yeah, I don't know why women are given brains in the first place.
Donna: Anyway, Mr. Randall felt bad for me so he hired me back as an intern, and he wants you to play this after the commercial, track six.
Sarah: You know, Donna, you and I are a lot alike. Well, except I'm on the radio and you're not.

Angie: Steven, Tom Jones is stuck in a snowstorm. He's not coming. These women will riot.
Kelso: Yeah, when middle-aged women get mad, they get super pissed. 'Cause they got nothing to lose. They're almost dead.
Hyde: Which is why we should have somebody else break the news. Hey, Fez, you want to meet some ladies?
Fez: Yeah.

Sarah: Donna, you whore, you got me fired.
Donna: Wait, you're the one who got me fired first.
Sarah: Well, I am so mad, I'm gonna make out with Fez.
Donna: Well, if you're gonna make out with Fez, then so am I.
[Fez wakes up]
Fez: No, sleep. Damn you, sleep.