‘Hyde's Christmas Rager’
Season 3, Episode 9 - Aired December 19, 2000
Hyde throws a Christmas party for his friends, complete with a keg, at his father's house. Meanwhile, Jackie and Donna spend the night at a bar.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Bread, ham, bananas, milk. Because there are four food groups, Bud! Four!
Quote from Hyde
Fez: Okay, everybody, here we go. Now, if I catch on fire, you promise to put me out?
Hyde: Well, I'm sure someone will. Right, guys? [silence]
Fez: Okay, great.
Quote from Fez
Bud: Steven, this place is a madhouse. There are kids all over the place, and this guy could've burst into flames.
Fez: We'll never know now, will we, Bud?
Quote from Hyde
Bud: Look, Eric went home so drunk, he threw up all over Red's shoes.
Hyde: [chuckles] That's good stuff.
Bud: No, it's not good stuff. And you know what else? It's forbidden.
Hyde: So, what, are you trying to play father now?
Bud: I'm not playing. I am your father. You wanna stay here, you're gonna do what I tell you.
Hyde: Oh, really?
Bud: Yeah, really! I'll be damned if you're gonna end up looking for your own foot on my watch! Now, clean up all this crap, take the trash out and eat a banana, dumbass!
Quote from Eric
Hyde: Now he's all strict, and I gotta do my homework, and he keeps talking about nutrition.
Eric: So, I guess what I'm hearing from all this is... Hyde loves his daddy!
Hyde: Shut up, Forman. I do not.
Eric: Yes, you do! Yes, you do! And Daddy loves his little Hyde! [Hyde scoffs] And that's why he yells at him and tucks him into bed and puts on his little footsie pajamas and reads him bedtime stories!