‘Hyde Gets the Girl’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired October 9, 2001
Fez decides to throw a party to help Hyde meet someone. Meanwhile, Kelso enters a contest to win a van and faces competition from a frequent winner, Daniel (French Stewart).
Quote from Eric
Katie: So, chips and dip, huh?
Eric: Yeah.
Katie: And the words kinda sound alike, so that's always fun.
Eric: Look. No offense, but I'm really not in the mood for talking. I just broke up with my girlfriend, so-
Katie: Oh, you poor thing. You know, you have these sad lips that are just so hot.
Eric: Really?
Quote from Jackie
[Kitty crawls down the stairs to check on the party:]
Kitty: Psst! Psst! How's it going?
Jackie: Great, great, great, great. 'Cause, see, at first, I thought I should wear my hair up. But [snorts] let's be honest. My hair is one of my top five features. So, voila! It's down.
[Kitty crawls back up the stairs]
Quote from Fez
Rhonda: This summer I'm gonna visit my aunt in Mississippi.
Fez: Oh, you're going away? That is sad.
Rhonda: Hey, you should come with me, chocolate milk.
Quote from Kelso
Bob: Here, Kelso. Thought you might need some coffee to keep you going.
Daniel: Hey, you know what would be fun? - Seeing which one of us could drink the most coffee, huh?
Kelso: Uh-huh.
Daniel: Oh, no. You'll just lose.
Kelso: Wha- No. I would not. I could so beat you.
Daniel: Well, I doubt that.
Kelso: Oh, you're goin' down.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: That's my six to your one!
Daniel: Yeah. You really whipped me. Kelso, have you ever been to Niagara Falls?
Kelso: Uh-uh.
Daniel: Hmm. Don't you like the soothing sound of water?
Kelso: Yeah. I guess.
Daniel: Hmm. You ever sat beside a babbling brook listening to the beautiful, steady stream of water?
Kelso: Well, I- Okay. I don't know if you realize this, but a-all this talk about water is really making have to go pee.
Daniel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. I can see that "urine" a lot of pain.
Kelso: Yeah. Well, y-you better shut up, 'cause you're gonna have to go too.
Daniel: That's where you're wrong. I am going.
Quote from Eric
Eric: If you really think putting my head on your lap will make me feel better I mean, I guess... I should try.
Donna: All right. That's it. Excuse me, girls. I have some information-
Eric: No. Don't listen to what she's- I'm- She's the one who hurt me.
Donna: Uh-huh. Yeah. He dumped me. [three girls walk away]
Katie: You dumped her?
Eric: Well, I had to. She wouldn't- She wouldn't take my ring.
Katie: [gasps] You wouldn't take his ring?
Donna: This is none of your business. And you are a sad little man.
Katie: Tsk. Oh, poor baby. Do you want my number?
Eric: Yes. Yes, I do.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Yes. "I'll call you." "I'll call you." [scoffs] Whipped.
Hyde: What? I don't care about her. Melissa who? What the hell.
Donna: Whipped like the family pig.