Kitty: Who wants the last piece of salami?
Red: I'll take it.
Kitty: Who wants the salami?
Red: I said, I do.
Kitty: [laughs] There you go, Schotzie!
Red: I said, I wanted that.
Kitty: But he was begging, Red. We don't turn down beggars. Do we, Schotzie? No, we don't!

Kitty: Well, I don't know what's gotten into Schotzie. He's so hungry, he went through three cans of food. Didn't you, Schotzie? Yes, I did! [giggles]

Eric: This is romantic, huh?
Donna: It's a little more romantic in the summer, or any time not below freezing. So what am I getting?
Eric: What are you getting? What are you getting? This is what you're getting.
Donna: A candy bar?
Eric: Well, half a candy bar. I figured, uh, you know, we could share it under the stars. What a delightful moonlit snack.
Donna: Okay, you're being weird, and it's freezing out here.
Eric: Aw, come on. It's not that cold. [it snows] Uh.

Donna: Eric, why are we up here?
Eric: Okay, I'm sorry, Donna. I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid. Or everyone said it was stupid, so I just decided against it.
Donna: Well, what was it?
Eric: It was nothing.
Donna: Well, it was something. I mean, I can see that it was something. Just tell me.
Eric: Okay, fine. I was gonna give you this.
Donna: Oh, my God. Is that a-
Eric: Yeah. Yeah. It's stupid, right?
Donna: Yeah. [chuckles] And no. I don't know.

Eric: Oh, hey. Here comes your dad. Put the ring in your pocket.
Donna: Why? He'll be happy for us.
Eric: Oh, yeah? Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, what would you do if I, say, made a long-term commitment to your daughter?
Bob: Oh, I'd kill you.
Donna: You know what? A secret engagement is even more romantic.
Eric: And more stupid.