‘Heartbreaker’
Season 5, Episode 4 - Aired October 29, 2002
Kelso wants to confront Hyde after learning about his relationship with Jackie. Meanwhile, Kitty's parents, Bea (Betty White) and Burt (Tom Poston), come to town so she can tell them that she's pregnant.
Quote from Donna
Donna: And when he saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart. I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door.
Jackie: Oh, he's just so bad at doors.
Donna: Look, if you don't work things out with Kelso everybody's gonna choose sides, and nobody's gonna be friends anymore.
Jackie: Well, that's not my fault. Look, he deserted me. He broke my heart. I didn't do anything wrong.
Donna: You're dating his best friend! You've gotta talk to him. You owe him an explanation.
Jackie: [groans] This is so not the way I wanted to spend the day.
Donna: Well, I didn't wanna spend the day wiping tears and pudding off of Kelso's cheek.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Look, Kelso I didn't plan for this, but... Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm- I'm really sorry.
Fez & Donna: Aw!
Hyde: Would you get bent?
Kelso: So what are we gonna do now?
Donna: I'll tell you what you guys are gonna do. [clears throat] You two are gonna shake hands, and you're gonna be done with it.
Kelso: No.
Donna: Come on. Give it a try. Shake hands.
Kelso: I don't wanna.
Donna: [shouts like Bea] Shake!
Quote from Jackie
Kelso: Well, well. Look who it is.
Jackie: Uh, look, Michael, I'm glad I found you. How's your eye?
Kelso: What do you care?
Jackie: Okay. Look, Michael, I know we should've told you sooner, but I'm not gonna say I'm sorry because I wanted you, and you left and broke my heart. And I like Steven now, so you need to get over it so we can all become friends again.
Kelso: Apology accepted.
Jackie: [scoffs] Here, let me help you.
Kelso: Ow. My eye.
Jackie: Yeah.