Eric: Hyde! Oh, come on! I'm asking you not to make these brownies. I mean, my mom and dad are... Way too fat.
Hyde: Nice cover.
Kitty: You know what, Eric, you just leave him alone. This is Steven's contribution to our garage sale. And I happen to know that you put the special ingredient in these brownies.
Hyde: "Special ingredient"?
Eric: I told him not to!
Kitty: Yes. Love! [all laugh]
Hyde: Oh, yeah. There's a whole big bag of love in there.

Kelso: Boy, I sure do like brownies. Hey, uh, you know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies? This guy!

Eric: God, you can't make special brownies in my parents' kitchen.
Hyde: Oh, no. I already made them. If only you'd warned me sooner.
Eric: Come on, man, I'm serious.
Hyde: Look, Forman, relax, man, okay? Yeah, I'm making special brownies, but I'm also making regular brownies for the "straight folks" or "losers".
Kelso: Yeah. Someday I'm gonna own a restaurant, and everything's gonna be special. And then when people ask me, they say, "Hey, Kelso, what's the special?" I'm gonna say, "Everything."

Donna: I can't believe you'd rather stay here than go see a movie with me.
Eric: Oh, believe me, Donna, I'd love to go, but Red said I can't, and... Well, he can kick my ass.
Donna: Eric, I can kick your ass.

Midge: Kitty, I noticed you're selling the kissing dolphins Bob and I bought you.
Kitty: You know, what is that doing on this table? Red, I told you not to sell that. Give it to me. I'll just, I'll run it right back into the house.
Bob: Oh. And, Red, you're also selling that pocket fisherman we gave you for Christmas. Don't you want to run that back into the house, too?
Red: No, Bob. That was a really dumb gift.

Red: I remembered who I sold the car to.
Hyde: Who?
Red: I don't know, but I remembered.
Hyde: No, wait! Red! Red! Think!
Red: Wait! Maybe his name is on that check he gave me!
Hyde: Yeah! Maybe it is.

Donna: Do you want to see The Goodbye Girl?
Eric: Well, I would, but it has two basic flaws, no smokey and no bandit.
Kelso: Yeah, plus, isn't The Goodbye Girl, like, a girl movie?
Hyde: You moron. A girl movie is a make-out movie.
Kelso: Well, then I'm in.
Fez: Me, too. I will come and watch.

Kitty: Okay... T-minus one hour till the garage sale. Oh, [laughs], I feel like an astronaut. [laughs] Oh, Red. Remember how bad Eric wanted these roller skates? Oh... The yo-yo. Aw, your plastic vomit. I fell for that.
Red: Yeah. You wasted a lot of my money, son.
Eric: Me and my damn childhood.

Kitty: Oh, Steven, you are such a joy to have around the house. I can't believe your mother abandoned you. I mean, went on such a long trip.

Laurie: Mom, crazy Helen from across the street is switching price tags, and Dad says he's gonna kick her in the keister.
Kitty: Oh, no, he'll do it, too.