Eric: Casey, we need to talk.
Casey: Well, I'm a little swamped right now, Foreplay.
Eric: I think Donna thinks you love her and if you don't, you shouldn't act like you do.
Casey: What are you? The love police? Hands up! Love police is here.
Eric: Hey, all I'm saying is that if you don't love her, just don't be with her, okay? Because she's a really special person and someone out there could really love her.
Casey: Someone out there or someone right here?
Donna: Oh, hey, Eric. What are you doing here?
Casey: He was just leaving.
Donna: [opens door] Oh. Well, I gotta go too.
Casey: Hey, Pinciotti. [kisses her on the cheek] Love you.
Donna: Oh, well, I... Thank you. Okay, well I'll, uh, I'll see you later. [walks off]
Casey: You see, Forman, it's just words. You don't have to mean it.
Eric: If you make her cry, I'm coming right back here to kick your ass.

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Kelso: Well, me and Jackie are officially over. We're as done as this hot dog. [eats] This hot dog isn't done!
Eric: Well, if kicking Casey's butt is the same as babbling at him from a safe distance then, boy, did I do it. But seriously, you guys, the days of Daffy are over. It's time for action. I'm going Road Runner on his ass. Meep, meep! Pow!
Fez: Good. Because thanks to his stupid advice, Rhonda dumped me. I tried to steal third, but she blocked me and choked me. Now there is no more baseball for Fez. It's back to handball.
Hyde: Girls, man. They'll make you miserable. Well, I got a date. [as Daffy Duck] "Tho" long, "thuckerth!"

Eric: It's like Playboy but girls look at it.
Kelso: I know. How hot is that?
Fez: Oh, look. Six Flags!
Kitty: [enters] Well, that better not be a dirty magazine. Oh, Cosmo. Good for you.
Red: Cosmo? You boys are spending too much time together.