Eric: So, wait. Even though I'm spending time with Shelly, you're not jealous?
Donna: [chuckles] I'm sorry, but you and Shelly?
Eric: What does that mean?
Donna: It means that she can have anyone.
Eric: And what does that mean?
Donna: Oh, you're sweet.
Eric: Get off of me!

Eric: Hey, Donna. Look, we're not gonna be able to hang out tonight. I've got to go to the library with Shelly.
Donna: Okay, that's cool. We can just hang out tomorrow night.
Eric: No, yeah, no. See, yeah, I'm gonna have my hands full with this project that's due in a few days so I'll be off alone with Shelly. She doesn't wear a bra, you know.
Donna: Yeah, whatever. Bye.

Donna: Hyde, did you have a girl in Eric's car?
Hyde: No. Oh, but I did have some nachos in there. And to mess with Forman, I smeared cheese underneath the seat so it'd really stink. Did it stink in there?
Donna: Kind of.
Hyde: All right!

Donna: Well, then, whose are they?
Fez: Hello? You have not asked me. Could they not be Fez's panties? I mean, is that so hard to imagine, Fez in a car with a woman?
Donna: Whose could they be?

Hyde: Come on. Forman wouldn't cheat on Donna.
Kelso: Sure he would. Shelly's a tramp. No man can turn down a tramp.
Hyde: Well, let's find out. Laurie, have you ever been turned down?
Laurie: Nope.
Hyde: Oh. Sorry, Donna.

Donna: What if this wasn't even the first time? What if there have been other girls? Other panties?
[fantasy: Donna and Eric are making out on his bed when Donna finds panties under Eric's pillow:]
Donna: Eric, where did these panties come from?
Eric: Uh, gee, I don't know. But there's nothing in the dresser. Nothing at all.
[A bunch of panties blow in Donna's face as she opens Eric's dresser]
Eric: Okay, but at least my closet is panty-free. Donna, you have my word.
[More panties fall out on Donna as she opens the closet]
Eric: Okay, Donna, please, ignore the rope in the middle of the room. And whatever you do, don't pull it.
[Even more panties fall on Donna when she pulls on the rope]
Donna: Eric, how do you explain all this?
Eric: Panties! Glorious panties! [laughs]
[reality:]
Donna: Bastard!

Eric: Donna, hey, whatever you think happened-
Donna: I know what happened. I found these in your car.
Eric: Panties?
Fez: Aha! So he admits they are panties.

Donna: So these are some other girl's panties?
Kelso: Whoa, whoa! No offense, Donna, but... [to Eric] Dude, you're on fire!

Eric: Donna, look, you have to believe me. I have no idea whose panties those are.
Midge: [enters] Donna, those panties are mine.
Kelso: Eric! Oh! Oh! You are a god! [Kelso and Fez bow down to Eric] A god, I say!

Eric: Say it again.
Donna: I already said it.
Eric: Come on, one more time.
Donna: You're hot.
Eric: [chuckles] Hot enough to get Shelly?
Donna: Hot enough to get Shelly.
Eric: Hot enough to get any girl I want?
Donna: Hot enough to get Shelly.
Eric: Yeah. That's just good stuff.