Donna: Look, he's already home. I can't believe I was so suspicious. He's such a good guy. I'm gonna write him a note. A little, "I love you."
Jackie: [giggles] You know, Michael once wrote me a sexy note. Except, he can't really spell, so I didn't know what I was supposed to do to him.

Fez: Is this your card?
Hyde: No.
Fez: Is this your card?
Hyde: No.
Fez: Is this your card?
Hyde: No.
Fez: Ah, screw you.

Laurie: Hey, Kelso, I had a dream about you last night.
Kelso: Really?
Laurie: Yeah. We were doing stuff, and it was all hot and sweaty and I just kept calling your name over and over. "Tater Nuts! Tater Nuts!" [Hyde and Fez laugh]
Kelso: Then what?

Donna: Hey, Laurie, I found something in Eric's car that I think must probably be yours.
Fez: Is that- Oh, good heavens, it is. I am in the presence of panties. [choir singing]
Laurie: Donna, please. I don't wear pink panties.
Hyde: Yeah. She'd have to wear panties to wear pink panties. [Laurie slaps Hyde]

Hyde: Hey, there, Red. Does Mrs. Forman know you're out here clogging your arteries with a double cheese?
Red: Yes. So there would be no reason to tell her.
Hyde: Sorry, Red. I don't think I could lie to Mrs. Forman. 'Cause I really, really love her.
Red: All right, you blackmailing S.O.B., what do you want?
Hyde: Sure could use some fries.
Red: Here. Now beat it.
Hyde: You don't have to be rude.

Bob: Hey, there, Donna. Where are you going?
Donna: To The Hub to kick Eric's ass!
Bob: Yeah, well, kick it good.

Donna: Um... [clears throat] Mom, why were your panties in the Vista Cruiser?
Fez: And please be as specific.
Midge: Donna, when you've been together as long as your father and I have you need to do creative things in creative places. [Eric, Kelso and Fez groan]

Donna: You know, Eric, you don't have to rub it in. I know I made an ass out of myself.
Eric: Well, you know what? That's what you get for taking me for granted. 'Cause, Donna, I may be skinny, but... Yeah, I'm Mick Jagger skinny and that's very in right now. Yeah, it's very hot.
Donna: Eric, I know you're hot, 'cause you're with me.
Eric: Okay. So, what have we learned from all this?
Donna: Always lock the doors to the Vista Cruiser.
Eric: Right you are.

Eric: Man, Bob and Midge must really hate me. 'Cause right after having sex in my car, I think they smeared cheese under the seat.
Hyde: That's just mean.
Eric: There. Okay, I think it's safe for human occupancy again.
Kelso: Uh-oh. Looks like Bob left something in the car too. [holds up underpants]
Fez: Eric, you must sell this car.
Hyde: Or call a priest.

Donna: Eric, you got to hear this-
Eric: We were just studying, Donna, that's all.
Donna: Eric, I'm telling a story here. Kelso was running through the cafeteria and there were these mashed potatoes on the floor-
Eric: She's just my lab partner! So, mellow out, God!
Donna: Uh-huh. So, Kelso slips on the potatoes slides into a pole with his legs spread, totally wracks himself. And everybody starts throwing their carrots and their cheese at him chanting, "Tater nuts! Tater nuts!" It was awesome!