‘Eric's Hot Cousin’
Season 4, Episode 14 - Aired January 22, 2002
Eric's cousin, Penny, who he used to torment visits Point Place and appears to have feelings for him. Meanwhile, Donna and Jackie fall asleep under a tanning light, and Kitty wants to get a pet.
Quote from Eric
Penny: I guess this will teach you to play pranks on innocent little girls.
Eric: This has taught me a lesson. And that is that I'm not gonna rest until I get you back way worse than you got me! Which by the way, wasn't really that bad!
[Kelso, Fez and Hyde emerge from behind the curtain]
Kelso: Actually, it's pretty bad. [takes photos]
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Cousin Penny went back home, huh? Oh, wait, did I say cousin? Yeah, I meant cousin. Looks like that's two hot girls you can't have.
Eric: Well, thank you for such a conservative estimate.
Fez: By the way, Donna, here's your copy of the pictures.
Kelso: If you flip through 'em real fast, it looks like Eric's running.