Kitty: I am just so excited you're here. I have lots of free time these days, so I've gathered up some local foliage. And I thought we could have a long talk while we make our own potpourri. [laughs]

Penny: This Wisconsin air is so dry I really should go inside and moisturize before I lose my tan.
Fez: I have lotion.
Hyde: I think the best plan is for all of us to go to the movies - except for me and Penny, who will stay here and moisturize each other.
Kelso: What? Screw that, I'm gonna moisturize too.
Jackie: Michael!
Kelso: I'll just do, like, a leg or something. Fine.

Donna: I never liked her. You know, once when we were little she bit me, so I bit her back. And then she said, "Truce," so I said, "Okay." And then she bit me again. [scoffs] Whore.
Jackie: [at Donna] Slut.
Donna: No, her.
Jackie: Oh, yeah. Whore.

Jackie: Yeah, we'll show Penny with our new sunlamp tans. How dare she come into our town and try to "out-hot" us.
Donna: I know. I mean, we don't go to her town and try and "out-whore" her. Well, she can't just show up all hot, shaking her butt around our guys. If our guys are gonna fantasize about moisturizing anybody, it should be us.
Jackie: Right. But we're not gonna let them do that, are we?
Donna: Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.

[circle:]
Eric: Guys, I'm getting some weirdness from Cousin Penny. Earlier, she gave me a hug, but this wasn't a cousin hug. Our middles touched. And not just for a second. She pressed.
Kelso: I've heard of "kissing cousins." But have you ever heard of "doing it cousins"? 'Cause that's what I think Forman should be shooting for here.
Eric: Kelso, I appreciate the advice, but your solution to every problem is "do it with her."
Kelso: Well, it worked with my old science teacher. C-minus!
Eric: Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin. That'd be like looking at my mom and thinking, "Hey, baby, how"- I'm just gonna stop right there.
Fez: I've thought that about your mom, but I didn't stop right there. [Eric punches Fez's arm]

Red: Eric, do I have to tell you to stop staring at your cousin? Stop staring at your cousin.

Red: Kitty, where's breakfast?
Kitty: Honey, I'm- I'm running a little late. I was, um, redecorating Fluffy's bowl.
Red: Kitty, it's a stupid fish.
Kitty: What?! [exits]
Red: Oh. [to Eric] Cinnamon toast, get on it.

Penny: I saw Uncle Red leaving, and I wanted to talk to you alone. See, I kind of have a crush on you.
Eric: Okay, Penny, okay. [inhales sharply] Look, I don't know what the laws are down in Florida. But up here, the cousin-lovin' is really frowned upon.
Penny: That's why I wanted to talk to you. Last week, I overheard my parents talking, and I found out that I'm adopted. So, technically, we're not even related.
Eric: Well, that's a twist.
Penny: And all those feelings that I had about you that would've been wrong?
Eric: Are pretty freakin' right! Bring it in. [they hug] Now you're warm and I don't feel bad about that.

Eric: So let's get to the bottom of this crush, huh?
Penny: You know what I'd really love to do? Stay up late and watch movies like we did when we were kids. Remember? All alone in the dark?
Eric: That's a good plan.
Penny: And let's wear our jammies.
Eric: Excellent addition to the plan.
Penny: Oh, but I usually just sleep in a T-shirt and panties. Is that okay?
Eric: Well... so do I. [laughs] Ur, I mean, you know, man-panties. Uh... Underwear. You know what I meant.
Penny: Great. The movie starts at 11:00. Don't be late.
Eric: Okay, I won't. [to himself] "Man-panties"?

Eric: Good evening, milady.
Penny: Well, we're all alone. I told Hyde to amscray for a while. So go ahead, take off your robe.
Kitty: [enters] Penny, there's no rat-
Penny: Don't, Eric. Don't!
Eric: No, I was-
Red: Eric, step away from your cousin.