Kelso: Stay away from my girlfriend!
Jackie: Michael, what are you doing?
Kelso: Well, I can be at the mall now, 'cause I got business. Train business.
Jackie: You have lost your mind!
Kelso: Yep, and I don't miss it!
Jackie: Michael, look at you, riding around on a kiddie train so you can spy on me. I mean, do you not see how crazy this is?
Kelso: Well, yeah. But I- I don't know what to do. I mean, I'm a mess. I can't sleep, I can't eat. Well, I can eat. And then when I eat, I get kind of sleepy. But I am really upset.
Jackie: Look, if we're ever gonna get past this, you have to forget about that stupid little kiss and just try- try to remember that we love each other.
Kelso: I know.
Jackie: So can we please, please just finally move on?
Kelso: I wanna say yes, but it's like we're on this track and we keep going around in circles like some kind of... some kind of... I don't know. I lost my train of thought.

Donna: Okay, Forman, what were you doing at the Le Motel last night? And don't say you weren't there, because Leo saw you.
Eric: Wait, wait. Leo thinks he saw me at the Le Motel? [chuckles]
Donna: [sighs] Cut the crap, Eric. You know Casey and I had a room last night so you went there and you pulled the fire alarm all night until we left.
Eric: Fire alarm? I didn't- I didn't pull- Wait. You guys left? So you guys didn't-
Donna: No!
Eric: We spent all night in the parking lot with Leo and his hooty mamas.

Donna: Eric, what were you even doing at the motel?
Eric: I don't know. I just- I was fine, right? I mean, we were friends, and that was cool. And now, Donna, all of a sudden it's like the day after we broke up all over again, and... Look, I'm sorry, but when I knew you were gonna be with Casey, I just... I felt... Whatever.
Donna: No, I get it. Remember when you wanted to date other people, and I was so cool about it? Well, I wasn't. It, like, broke my heart.
Eric: So what did you do?
Donna: Well, I didn't know what to do. So, I just, you know...
Eric: Right. Casey. Right. Hey, look, from now on, I'm gonna stay out of your business. I promise.
Donna: Thank you.
Eric: But before that promise goes into effect, I would like it duly noted for the record that I think Casey's all wrong for you. [Donna scoffs] And I think you guys are moving way too fast.
Donna: Duly noted. And I'll stay out of your business too.
Eric: Okay. Good. So I better, uh, drum me up some business, huh? [both chuckle]
[As Donna hugs Eric, he pulls her closer]

Eric: Still sleeping, huh? Gosh. Pulling fire alarms all night must really wear you out. That's right. I'm on to you, buddy. You did a nice thing, and I'm telling everybody.
Hyde: Oh, man, I didn't do it to be nice. I did it because I always wanted to commit a felony. Misdemeanors just ain't the rush they used to be.
Eric: Well, all I hear is, "I love you, I love you, I love you."