Kitty: Do you want to talk about it, honey?
Eric: No.
Kitty: Okay. Are you sure?
Eric: Yes. Yes, I'm sure.
Kitty: Okay. Let's not talk. [laughs] Eric, you are a handsome young man with a lot to offer.

Woofy: Hey there, kids! I'm Woofy, the Funland Dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun!
Hyde: Touch me like that again you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw!
Woofy: Oh. Okeydokey. Well, I'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw. [laughs]
Fez: Oh, my God! That was Woofy, and he talked to us.

Fez: Hi. Have you seen him? His name is Kelso. [mime gestures] Kelso's trapped in a box?

Jackie: I can't believe you two. Poor Michael is lost, and all you've done is gone on rides and have fun. [gasps] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The Funland Princess!

Kelso: So, I figured... this is the lost and found and I lost my friends so they're bound to show up here sooner or later. Right? I miss my friends.
Bobby: "I miss my friends."
Kelso: What?
Bobby: "What?"
Kelso: Stop it.
Bobby: "Stop it."
Kelso: Stop copying me!
Bobby: "Stop copying me!"
Kelso: I'm stupid.
Bobby: You're stupid.
Kelso: Damn it!

Red: Hey, how about that new cashier at work? Not bad, huh? Single too.
Eric: Dad, I'm not-
Red: What? Is it the braces?
Kitty: Well, you know what helps a fella get over a gal? Pimiento loaf. [laughs]

KI:What happened here, Red? I thought you were gonna help him.
Red: Kitty, I yelled at him all day. I don't know what else to do.
Kitty: Well, how did you get through your first breakup?
Red: What's to get over? It happened. I took it like a man.
[flashback:]
Young Red: She was the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, Eloise. Oh, Eloise! [sobs] My life is over!
[present:]
Red: Yup. [clears throat] Took it like a man.

Jackie: That was the House of Mirrors? I have more mirrors than that in my purse.