Kitty: Okay, okay, I got Eric out of bed. He's on his way down. Now remember, don't say anything about Donna. He'll talk when he's ready.
Red: Okay. [Eric enters] Gee, Son, you look like you've just been dumped.
Eric: I wasn't dumped, okay? We broke up.
Red: Yeah, well, run it off.

Jackie: Okay, Michael, we have to stay together. Every time we come here you get lost.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, there's fun around every corner.
Jackie: Michael, what are the rules?
Kelso: Uh, no hitting you from behind with the bumper cars.
Jackie: And?
Kelso: And no riding the goats at the petting zoo.
Jackie: And? We have to stay together, Michael!
Kelso: Fine. Balloons!
Jackie: Stay!

Jackie: Guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up. How about the corner of Fun Street and Fun Boulevard? I mean, that should be easy enough for even Michael to remember. Michael? Great. Now we'll never find him.
Fez: Ah, sure we will. All we have to do is show people his picture, and they'll help us find him.
Hyde: You have a picture of Kelso in your wallet?
Fez: Of course. I carry pictures of all my friends.
Jackie: You're friends with Nipsey Russell?
Fez: I want to be.

Kitty: I know he's in there. Go talk to him.
Red: I don't want to.
Kitty: Fine. But when I broke up with Archie Wilkins, he lived with his parents until he was 40.
Red: Good God, Kitty. That's another 23 years! All right. I'm going in.

Jackie: I tried to look for Michael, but I can't see over the crowd. I wish Donna was here. She's a giant.
Fez: Oh, don't remind me. I asked her and asked her and asked her to come, and she just kept saying "Get out of my bathroom, Fez!"

Eric: I thought we were in love.
Red: Oh, God.
Eric: And then it all just blows apart. And all that's left is this big hole, you know?
Red: Uh, no, I don't. Oh, but there is a gopher hole out back. And if you shove the hose down and flush him out, I'll stand at the other end and hit him in the head with a shovel.
Eric: Uh-huh. Just go, Dad.
Red: Thanks. Thank you.

Bob: Well, I see sunshine outside, but I don't see sunshine inside. Wanna talk about the breakup, Bambi?
Donna: No, Dad, I don't want to talk about it. You know, we were happy. But he had to push me. He had to define everything and get his little ring on me. By the time it was over, we weren't even together anymore. I'm fine. Son of a bitch.
Bob: [clears throat] Listen, when you're done-
Donna: I know, I know. Put the bags on the curb.

Eric: Hey.
Donna: "Hey"? Is that all you have to say to me?
Eric: Well, what do you have to say to me?
Donna: Huh. How about this? "Hey."
Eric: I'm not wrong!
Donna: You are wrong, you dill-hole!
Eric: Oh, great. That's nice.That's really mature. Double dill-hole! [to himself] "Double dill-hole"?

Red: Oh, geez! You were outside. You were happy. Why are you back in bed?
Eric: Well, I guess all that fresh air got me thinking that I'd rather be in bed.
Red: Yeah, well, get up. It's time to go to work.
Eric: Fine.
Red: Oh, and, uh, you don't have to worry about that gopher. It's as dead as you and Donna. [laughs] Too soon, huh?

Hyde: Come on, Forman. Get out of bed.
Fez: Yes, we have to go to Funland before all the fun is gone.