‘Donna's Panties’
Season 3, Episode 15 - Aired February 13, 2001
Eric embarrasses Donna by pulling down her pants as they play a game of basketball on the driveway. Meanwhile, Kelso learns the truth about his relationship with Laurie on Valentine's Day.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Oh, that's 16 for me and Hyde and four for the losers! You guys ought to get a mascot. A big, green, furry loser!
Eric: That's- That's not even a thing.
Donna: Come on. Take it to the hoop. Or maybe you're afraid, 'cause you know I'm gonna slap it down.
Eric: Oh, yeah? Well... yeah?
Fez: You tell her, Eric!
Hyde: Ooh!
Donna: Oh, how can he stand the embarrassment?
Hyde: She told you what she was gonna do. You gotta listen, man.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Hey! Hey, you guys can all just shut up, okay? So she wears big panties. So what? Donna, look, I am really, really, really sorry.
Donna: Eric, I'm fine. Let's just forget about it.
Eric: Really? 'Cause when I saw your sweats around your ankles, I thought I was dead.
Donna: Eric, I said, I'm fine.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You are so cool. You- l- You are seriously, like, the coolest girl ever.
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: Is Laurie home? I got a little surprise for her.
Kitty: Oh, you brought her flowers. Isn't that just a waste of money.
Kelso: No, she deserves them. I mean, not many people get me, you know? I'm a complicated guy. So when everyone starts in on me I just like to be with my girlfriend, 'cause she's nice to me.
Kitty: Who are we talking about?
Kelso: Laurie.
Kitty: Laurie Forman?
Kelso: Yeah, so I just want to tell her that I'm happy we're together on this, our nation's day of love.
Kitty: Oh, well, how patriotic of you, Michael. [kaughs]
Kelso: Yeah. I wanna be an astronaut.
Kitty: Oh. Well, I- I think you'd make a fine spaceman.
Kelso: Thanks. You know, I gotta say, I think Laurie gets a lot of her sweetness from you.
Kitty: Laurie Forman?
Quote from Eric
Eric: Wow, I was afraid that was gonna be awkward.
Donna: Yeah. Eric, this looks so great.
Eric: Yep. Shaked, baked and maked especially for you. And this here is a little somethin' I like to call "a little somethin'."
Donna: You got me a present? That's so sweet. I didn't get you anything, and you got me... panties? What the hell?
Eric: Yeah, panties! Get it?
Donna: No.
Eric: To replace your ugly ones.
Donna: Eric, when I said I didn't get it, I meant I didn't like it.
Eric: No, see, you forgave me earlier and I figured if I brought it up, we could just, you know, share a laugh. [weak chuckle] Your turn.
Donna: You know what? You're the one who doesn't get it.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, how was your night?
Hyde: He blew it. [chuckles]
Kitty: [flatly] Well, what a surprise.
Eric: Wait, you're saying that like it's not a surprise.
Kitty: Okay then.