Quote from Fez in You Shook Me
Kelso: All right. Let's play some ball. Fez: Why would you slap me on the butt? Is there something about me that would make you think that I, a boy, would like you, another boy, to put his hand on my butt? Kelso: Uh, no? Fez: Then keep your hands to yourself, butt-slapper.