Bob: So, anyways, Eric, me and Joanne feel real bad since Red fired you. So, we decided to get you a job on account of we're pretty sure you're not gonna be successful on your own.
Donna: Isn't that great? See, now you can save up for school, and we can get married.
Eric: Wow. I had heard crazy rumors that sometimes parents help children, but I just always thought it was some kind of beautiful fairy tale.
Joanne: A position opened up at my company, and it's yours if you want it.
Eric: Oh, my God! I'll take it. This is great!
Bob: Yep. She's as generous in real life as she is in the sack. [Donna groans]
Eric: Wow, that's wildly inappropriate. So, Joanne, about my new job- [chuckles] I don't even know where you work.
Joanne: The dog-food factory.
Eric: The- The dog-food factory. I didn't see that coming.