Eric: Aw, look at him. All tuckered out from a day of chasing nurses.
Kelso: Yeah, he's like a gigantic, horny baby.
Eric: I bet he's having sweet dreams.
[Fez's dream sequence:]
Nurse: Welcome to the clinic for sexy foreigners. Tell me where it hurts, baby.
Fez: Oh, I have a bad case of horniness for nurses.
Nurse: What you need is a sexy sponge bath.
Fez: I like the way you operate.
Nurse: How's that?
Fez: It's not bad.
Nurse: But I sure am.
Fez: Yes, you are, naughty nurse. Maybe you need a little spanking.
Kelso: Maybe I do. Now, why don't you turn your head and cough?
Fez: Aah!
Kelso: Oh, what's the problem, buddy?
Fez: Aah!
[Fez wakes up screaming:]
Kelso: What's the problem, buddy?
Fez: Aah!