Fez: Hello, friends of Fez.
Eric: Hi. Where's Nina?
Fez: Oh, she don't wanna hang out with me tonight. She said she needed space.
All: Ooh!
Fez: Uh-oh. That's the same sound you guys made when I told you I was gonna grow my bangs out.
Donna: Fez, when a girl says she needs space, that means that she's dumping you.
Fez: Oh, you don't understand. She said it was her and not me.
All: Ooh!
Eric: That ain't good.
Fez: Oh, what's the big deal?
Eric: Oh, man, I can't tell him. This is a job for someone who's cold, heartless and just inhuman. Jackie, go for it.
Jackie: Fez, when a girl says, "It's not you, it's me" what she really means is it's you.
Fez: So I have really been dumped.
Hyde: Yep. And here's another tip. When a girl says she just wants to be friends, it means she wants you to do stuff for her, but she's not gonna put out. So, you know, heads-up on that one.
Kelso: Yep. Women'll screw you over every chance they get. That and breast-feeding. It just comes natural to 'em.