Eric: [knocks on door] Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Red: [opens door] Well, speak of the idiot.
Eric: I gotta use the bathroom.
Red: What's a matter with the foreign kid's bathroom? That is where you were, isn't it?
Eric: Yeah, of course. Wh- Why would I lie to you about something like that?
Fez: I need bacon.
Eric: Okay, uh, the reason I'd lie about something like that is...
Red: What happened? You piss Donna off, and she locked you out?
Eric: Donna? No.
Red: Oh. Well, you pissed me off, so I'm locking you out.