Eric: Jackie, why can't Hyde help? Oh, that's right. He's your boyfriend. I guess that's punishment enough.
Jackie: Now, I've been with Steven long enough to know the best way to keep our relationship going smoothly is by never asking him to do stuff. So instead I told him I'd be out of town this weekend for a big doll expo.
Eric: Oh, there's a doll expo? Man, I've been looking for jungle-fighting G.I. Joe. He's got vine grip and poisoned darts. "Poison not included." [chuckles] I left mine out in the rain. He got jungle rot. I- I had to amputate his foot.