[circle:]
Eric: Fez, I know you've only spoken English for a couple weeks now, but could you have learned the words, "Don't tell my dad"? "Don't," a contraction meaning "Do not", and "Tell my dad," meaning "Shut up!"?
Fez: Okay, right there, you just told me not to shut up. It's a wonder you're not failing English too. Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch.
Kelso: So, guys Ms. McGee. [laughs] Pretty nice, huh? If they put one of her in every classroom, I'd never skip school again, if you know what I mean. I mean, I'm doing it with my teacher! Oh, shh! It's a secret.
Hyde: I've never been with a teacher. But I was with the post-office lady. That was cool. I got a hundred free stamps and a monster roll of tape. I like older women. They always got something smart to say.
[after the camera pans around the circle, it lands on Mrs. McGee in a circle in Laurie's room:]
Mrs. McGee: I think I could probably fit inside of a record player. That's gotta sound good in there. Inside of a record player?
Laurie: I miss dating Kelso. The guys I'm with now, they're so... I don't know. What's the word? Married.
Jackie: Hey, you and Kelso didn't date. You're just a tramp he cheated with. And you contaminated him so much, I ended up with Steven who I love being with. So thank you.
Donna: Wow. I'm the only one here who's never been with Kelso. Which makes me wanna say, "Ew!" And also, "Thank God." But you, I mean, you're a teacher. Can't you get in trouble for dating a student?
Mrs. McGee: Hey, let 'em come and get me. He's 18. I make $11,000 a year. I deserve a little something.