Quote from Hyde in Hot Dog
Eric: I gotta get Donna something really special something that reminds her that even though I'm an idiot I'm an idiot who loves her. Kelso: I got it. A scented candle. Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle. Jackie: Please, the battlefield of love is littered with guys who give candles. It's expensive jewelry or nothing. Look, if you can't put a price tag on love then how do you know how much it's worth? Hyde: Jackie, what kind of crap is that? You haven't learned a thing from me. Jackie: Wait. Steven. Well, what do you mean? Hyde: I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers who think buying nice things will make somebody love them. If you ever read anything besides what, [scoffs] Donny Osmond puts on his waffles, you might learn something. Kelso: [chuckles] I put whipped cream on my waffles too. I eat like the stars!