Quote from Fez in Ramble On
Nina: According to your application, your last job was as Dancer Number Three in the school production of My Fair Lady. Fez: Yes. It was magical. I could have danced all night. Nina: Uh-huh. I'm afraid your theater experience doesn't really apply to working here at the D.M.V. Fez: But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big stage? Nina: The D.M.V. is the Department of Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage. Fez: Ah, but in a way, they're very similar. Nina: No, they're not. Fez: Oh, but really, they are. Nina: No, they're not. Fez: Okay. They are. Nina: No, they're not! I'm just gonna put down no prior experience. Fez: Okay. Ah, but you haven't asked me about my special skills yet. Nina: Well, I really don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant. Fez: But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big pie shop?