Quote from Eric in What is and What Should Never Be
Hyde: [on the phone] Whatever. Whatever. [scoffs] Yeah, like I care. All right. I'll talk to you later, Jackie. [hangs up] Eric: Ew. Do you mind not getting all gooey and romantic when I'm about to eat my breakfast? Hyde: What crawled up your butt? Eric: You and Jackie. Then you started making out in there. Red: Hey! No more butt talk at breakfast. Eric: Look, if you're not gonna break up with Jackie then you have to tell Kelso, okay? It's like the ethical thing to do. Hyde: Thank you, Johnny Cub Scout. What are you gonna do, take away my friendship merit badge? Eric: No, because Cub Scouts are awarded achievement beads. [chuckles] Badges. [chuckles]