Quote from Kelso in Eric's False Alarm
Jackie: [answers phone] Hello? Kelso: Is Phil there? Jackie: Who? Kelso: Phil! Some guy you kissed! I found his number in your cheese! Jackie: Michael, Phil's the guy who delivers the sausage. Kelso: You tramp! Jackie: No, idiot. He brings food to our store. He's our sausage guy. Kelso: Tramp!