Quote from Kelso in Eric's False Alarm
Kelso: Stay away from my girlfriend! Jackie: Michael, what are you doing? Kelso: Well, I can be at the mall now, 'cause I got business. Train business. Jackie: You have lost your mind! Kelso: Yep, and I don't miss it! Jackie: Michael, look at you, riding around on a kiddie train so you can spy on me. I mean, do you not see how crazy this is? Kelso: Well, yeah. But I- I don't know what to do. I mean, I'm a mess. I can't sleep, I can't eat. Well, I can eat. And then when I eat, I get kind of sleepy. But I am really upset. Jackie: Look, if we're ever gonna get past this, you have to forget about that stupid little kiss and just try- try to remember that we love each other. Kelso: I know. Jackie: So can we please, please just finally move on? Kelso: I wanna say yes, but it's like we're on this track and we keep going around in circles like some kind of... some kind of... I don't know. I lost my train of thought.