Donna: Casey's out of town? He never tells me anything. It's like the only thing I know about him is that he's Kelso's brother.
Jackie: Well, you know he subscribes to Van Aficionado.
Donna: Stop snooping, Jackie.
Jackie: But, Donna, you know, say this pile of stuff was to get accidentally knocked over. [gasps] Oh, no! And while picking it up, you just happen to look through it.
Donna: Jackie, I'm not gonna snoop.
Jackie: Oh, look. He took a quiz. "Your Ideal Chick: Van Fan or Biker Liker?" But you know what? You wouldn't care what kind of girl he likes. I mean, you're only dating him.
Donna: [knocks over stuff] Oh, no!